When websites asking for my age have the option to select 2011.
Bitch, how would I be using a computer?
TOP: “Bitch, sit the fuck down and put your tits away. Wait your turn!”
BOTTOM: “Yes, so before we were so rudely interrupted, I believe you were in the process of showing me your vagina”
I hate when I’m trying to be a badass and I’m like:
But then Sam is all like:
Coming into the bathroom after someone took a massive dump
“Motherfucker didn’t even use air freshener!”
